Dear Rihanna

Regarding your decision to send naked pictures of yourself to your boyfriend, and the subsequent decision to justify yourself in the following words:

"If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him."

Are you mental? I'm not even getting into your getting back together with Chris Brown after he used you as a punching bag, which, also stupid, but this? "Hello impressionable youth! Ok, so going back to CBrown was stupid, but take it from me, certified relationship expert, y'all should totes be sending your bfs nekked pictures of yourselves! Just because my nekked pictures leaked doesn't mean yours will!"

No love,

Sharon

PS - That umbrella song? Still annoying.